As the title of this post suggests, I was in the middle of actual nowhere this past weekend. Excuse the annoying music video link… Somewhere in the cobwebs of my mind that was the first thing that came to mind… ahh nostalgia AND immediate apologies for that disaster of a link.
I was invited to a good friend’s camp to celebrate our friend’s birthday weekend. The cabin is located on State Forest land in an undisclosed part of the Pennsylvania woods. It’s so dark that if the electricity decides to go out, you can’t see your very own hand in front of your face. That definitely happened night one. Thank goodness for portable power bricks and cell phone flashlights.
Night one consisted of settling in, eating some brisket I smoked up and watching Airplane for our late-night entertainment. Probably a top three comedy for me.
Sleeping was rough this evening as the cabin got humid. I finally fell asleep around 2:45am just to be awakened by the lights turning off and the fans shutting down. The dehumidifier also shut off as all power was lost. I hardly got a wink of sleep, but Friday would prove to be a fun day of exploration and hiking.
In the early afternoon hours we drove around the mountain to trek a loop on the Alan Seeger “Natural Area” Trail. The loop we did consisted of old Hemlocks and other cool trees and growths as well of a chorus of birds and insects singing making it a super relaxing and revitalizing trail to hike. After being out of work for 9+ months, super stressed out and down and out this trail by itself lifted my spirits and gave me an immense sense of tranquility. I could have sat in those woods for hours. Nature is truly a great remedy for anything.
We then visited an abandoned fire watch tower. Another great hike and some more needed exercise!
Saturday was a wonderful evening for us all to enjoy. My friend slow smoked ribs all day and they were absolutely delightful. During the day was a relaxing day as I sat next to the fire pit shucking corn and enjoying some craft soda preparing for that evening’s feast while everyone else went on dirt bike adventures.
Every night was met with watching 90’s and 2000’s comedies such as Step Brothers, Old School and the like. Saturday evening we were able to watch the Phillies on Fox Sports as DirecTV doesn’t normally get Philadelphia sporting events. That was awesome and the Phils won! Unfortunately, they did not take the series to the Brewers over the weekend. Oh well…who cares when you’re in the middle of the woods roughing it!
Roughing it is always a fun and engaging experience as you immerse yourself in the deep woods where other creatures roam and call their habitat. Black bears, deer, snakes, insects, arachnids, gorgeous butterflies, pretty moths the size of a dime to way bigger than your own hand, rodents and other animals establish their homes and we have to temporarily and mostly coexist with them.
Shooting some guns was also fun. I got to fire off my first “Cowboy gun” which digested 45 Long Colt ammunition. You better believe I told some cans and bottles where to go! Pure freedom! The power and recoil was exhilarating.
These few days were the most stress-free and relaxing days I have experienced in a long time. So much thanks and appreciation to the hosts who let me stay!
I feel bad for people who think they need to hop on airplanes or cruise ships to see manufactured tourist attractions and have no clue how how amazing it is to escape a few hours away and simply enjoy nature. Not that visiting other states, countries and areas sucks. It’s definitely awesome. But hitting the factory reset button on your mind and soul and watch all of the worldly cares dissipate as you sit around a bonfire, grill burgers and smoke ribs is simply unmatched.
It’s a blast as you tell funny stories and have great laughs around the bonfire and open up and get to know each other better without the hustle and bustle of worrying about schedules and being somewhere at a certain time. You have everything you need- food, crystal clear naturally filtered stream water that tastes better than the bottled stuff, great company and simplicity.
I even made some friends:
Tom, the Wolf Spider. He was the size of my hand and probably shouldn’t exist ever in nature OR in politics. IYKYK.
Sally, the salamander. She was sweet and very friendly.
Blacksnake Billy. He was kind of a jerk. He wouldn’t move when I asked him to but was very aware I was eating a hotdog. When I told him he couldn’t have my hotdog he stuck his tongue out at me like a complete entitled jerk. But we ended but being good buds as he slithered towards the stream for his slumber. We let bygones be bygones. As they say. I wish him the best of luck eating rodents. He was actually a pretty cool dude.
See below for the images I took (I only got a few night sky images with the D850 / 14-24mm glass and some Infrared photos with the D810 with the 24-120mm glass).
It’s truly amazing to observe God’s heavenly creation scattered with gazillions of bright and beautiful stars in a sky barely filled with light pollution. What a treat! Enjoy and as always, thanks for stopping by!
-Mike